Amazing Journey (song)

(Yes, I just can't get enough parodies)


Tue, 26 Mar 2002 18:43:01


Dann's Unsung Gyros....the Turkish Invade through the bathroom window
Bum bum BUMMMMMMMMMM

Yes...it's that time agin, folks!

Time for another song!

This time...we're gonna kick things up a notch.  We're gonna do a
tribute to a great (yeah, right) singer.  That great man we all
love.........
...
....
.....

   MEAT LOAF !!!

So, today's song will follow in the tradition of "Paradise by the
ashboard Light", in the sense that it will be a long, stupid title that
as absolutely nothing to do with the song!!!!

today's song is entitled:...
..
...

"The Turkish Invade Through the Bathroom Window, But My Suspenders
an't Hold up Your Love"

***Sung to the tune of "AMAZING JOURNEY"***

Ahem.....

Deaf, Dumb and BLOND boy, he's in his own emailing land...
Normal, it seems, his endless new themes are very sad.

19 years old, 20 in two days, his stomach hurts.
His hair is unclean, his breath turns you green, go eat some Certs!

Sickness will surely cause the mind,
to think that his songs are a hit!
Just wait for the useless chorus,
and you'll see he's full of shit!

The Turkish Invade the Bathroom Window,
My Suspenders won't my love for you,
Too much pasta, and too much stew...
I hate the title of this song...don't you?!!!!!!

Dum....dum dum.....dum dumm....

Nothing to do...
No place to go...
No one to see...

Each new stanza puts him further away from sleep.

Sickness will surely make him think,
that people like him to write...
and then you'll all be screwed,
if you let him think he's right....

A vague haze of delirium puts him to sleep,
You no longer have to read mail from this Creep.
He's going to bed, before he falls dead...
To which, some would say, "What the Hell...GO AHEAD!!!!"

DUM DUM...DUM DUM.....


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Thank you, thank you....

I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I WROTE THIS SONG.
PLEASE HOLD NOTHING AGAINST ME...ESPECIALLY A LOADED GUN.

DISCLAIMER:  ALL PEOPLE AND INANIMATE OBJECTS DISCRIBED IN THIS SONG
ARE FAKE.  ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD, IS PURELY
COINCIDENTAL.



"I gotta go...the pipes are calling."