Long Time, No Vitamin C...SCURVY!

Yep.

I've still got it. I still have the ability to create an imaginative title that has absolutely nothing to do with what I'm writing.

Shit. My last post here was in 2005. Here's nearly 2008. I'm like....old and stuff.

Let's see....what has happened...

Ummm....I got married. That's one thing.

Ummmm......
I quit the fascist, ball-sucking, ass-licking retarded rod-shafting, pig fisting post office! So....Thumbs up there!

I now work at the U of M hospital. It's usually pretty busy here, but as you know...I'm slow enough now to type this crap out. But the problem is I have to stay alert. You know, like a fish.

Or was it a pheasant?

Slippery like an owl.

WORD ASSOCIATION TIME!
Let's see how we do, shall we?

Fish...
Sturgeon....
Surgeon...
Scalpel....
Knife, cutlery...
Celery, green, the Incredible Hulk, the Incredible Edible Egg...
Eggs-a-ronious, rice a roni, mony mony, the money in my pocket...
Hot Pockets, bottle rockets, "Love & Rockets", Rocket J Squirrel...
Rocky Balboa, Boa constrictor, Hillside Strangler, Hillstreet Blues....
Blue Jay Way, One-way street, 21 Jump Street, Jumpman Jr., Junior Mints...
Thin Mints, "The Thin Man"...
"Jake and the Fat Man", Fat Chance, Community chest...
Treasure chest, Gold pieces, pieces of eight, "pieces of April", April showers...
May flowers, "Don't eat the daisies", cow grazing, "Raising Cain", Raisin Bran, Brand X...
Ex-husband...
Asshole...
Donkey...
Animal...
Fish.

NOT BAD, EH?

...*sigh. It's gonna be a long night.